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181 " THE NOTE said the first clue was "in the big one." I looked at the jumble of letters that followed, and I saw no pattern. Not such a surprise, since I was missing the puzzle chromosome and couldn't do puzzles designed for nine-year-olds. "
― Janet Evanovich , Four to Score (Stephanie Plum, #4)
182 " I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. "
― Janet Evanovich , Finger Lickin' Fifteen (Stephanie Plum, #15)
183 " It was a weird sensation. Like getting caught eavesdropping, or lying, or sitting on the toilet and having the bathroom walls suddenly drop away. "
― Janet Evanovich , One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
184 " I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up and strangle my grandmother. "
― Janet Evanovich , Seven Up (Stephanie Plum, #7)
185 " Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any. "
― Janet Evanovich , Sizzling Sixteen (Stephanie Plum, #16)
186 " At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the casket, and she was taking pictures with a disposable camera. "
― Janet Evanovich , High Five (Stephanie Plum, #5)
187 " These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum "
188 " Stephanie Plum, psycho bait. "
― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)
189 " Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. "
― Janet Evanovich , Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2)
190 " Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds. "
― Janet Evanovich , Plum Spooky (Stephanie Plum, #14.5)
191 " I'm underrealized," Lula said. "I gotta lot of untapped potential. Yesterday my horoscope said I gotta expand my horizons." "You expand any more in that dress, and you'll get yourself arrested," Connie said. -- Twelve Sharp "
192 " Calories don't count if they're connected to a celbration. Everyone knows this. "
― Janet Evanovich , Hard Eight (Stephanie Plum, #8)
193 " Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today. "
194 " Holy bejeezus,” Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. “This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like where Dracula would live if he didn’t have any money and was a crack-head. I bet it’s filled with rabid bats and killer snakes and hairy spiders as big as dinner plated. "
195 " you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental. "
― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)
196 " I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched "
197 " I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be a slob and sleep in what I was wearing. Truth is, I'm not entirely comfortable sleeping naked. I do it from time to time, but I worry that God might be watching or that my mother might find out, and I'm pretty sure they both think nice girls should wear pyjamas to bed. "
― Janet Evanovich , Explosive Eighteen (Stephanie Plum, #18)
198 " be refreshing.” Ranger smiled. “There are times when I seriously consider marrying you, but then I get yet another black mark on my path to enlightenment and forgiveness and I scratch marriage off my bucket list.” “Really? You think about marrying me?” “Marrying you might be extreme, but once in a while I think about sharing my closet.” “You have a really great closet. "
― Janet Evanovich , Top Secret Twenty-One (Stephanie Plum, #21)
199 " Life is about survival of the fittest, and Jersey is producing the master race. "
200 " Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while "
― Janet Evanovich , Plum Lovin' (Stephanie Plum, #12.5)