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101 " You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."- "
― Janet Evanovich , One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
102 " I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies. "
― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)
103 " The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, you drop a big glob of jelly on your best T-shirt. "
― Janet Evanovich , Hard Eight (Stephanie Plum, #8)
104 " Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable. "
― Janet Evanovich , Plum Spooky (Stephanie Plum, #14.5)
105 " Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping. "
― Janet Evanovich , Three to Get Deadly (Stephanie Plum, #3)
106 " I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want? "
107 " Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table. "
108 " You think I'm gonna feel better eatin' a carrot? Get a grip. There's two idiots out there trying to kill me, and you think I'm gonna waste my last breath on a vegetable? (Lula) "
― Janet Evanovich , Finger Lickin' Fifteen (Stephanie Plum, #15)
109 " When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school. "
― Janet Evanovich , Lean Mean Thirteen (Stephanie Plum, #13)
110 " It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too. "
― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)
111 " One Ranger is all you'll ever need. - Ranger "
112 " My father would eat cat shit if it was salted, fried, or frosted, but it took an act of Congress to get him to eat a vegetable. "
113 " Oh, for God's sake," I said. "Just give me the stupid thing." I took the panic button and stuck it into my Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "GPS," Ranger said to Morelli. "Probably I can find her breast without it," Morelli said. "But it's good to know there's a navigational system on board if I need it. "
114 " Nothing Personal? You've harrassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you're telling people I've gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn't it enough I'm accused of murder? What are you the bounty hunter from hell? "
115 " You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour. "
― Janet Evanovich , Seven Up (Stephanie Plum, #7)
116 " Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing. "
― Janet Evanovich , High Five (Stephanie Plum, #5)
117 " Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both."- "
― Janet Evanovich , Plum Lovin' (Stephanie Plum, #12.5)
118 " Cupcake , you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you "
― Janet Evanovich , Eleven on Top (Stephanie Plum, #11)
119 " I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay. "
120 " Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion. "