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Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2) QUOTES

Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2) QUOTES

1 " I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

2 " In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

3 " I don't need shoes. I need a night scope. You think they sell night scopes someplace here? "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

4 " It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

5 " It's a penis,' Grandma said. 'Stephanie got it in the mail. It's a pretty good one too. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

6 " My father would eat cat shit if it was salted, fried, or frosted, but it took an act of Congress to get him to eat a vegetable. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

7 " I rented Ghostbusters, my all-time favorite inspirational movie. I picked up some microwave, popcorn, a KitKat, a bag of bite-sized Reese's peanut butter cups, and a box of instant hot chocolate with marshmallows. Do I know how to have a good time, or what? "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

8 " I don't believe this," Morelli yelled. "I don't fucking believe this. What do you do, sit in bed at night and think about ways to fuck up my life? "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

9 " With the exception of dessert, food is food. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

10 " Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of getting in someone's face. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

11 " My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

12 " I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

13 " There was an air of satisfaction to the house at the end of the day. Maybe the day hadn't gone exactly right, but the day had been lived and the house had been there for its family. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

14 " Some people learn from books, some listen to the advice of others, some learn from mistakes. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

15 " Sliced off like a chicken neck and stuck with a hatpin. Reminded me of my husband.” Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. “You talking about size? Was your man’s part that big?” “Heck no,” Grandma said. “His part was that dead. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

16 " I cut my eyes to the alley. Ranger was still there, doubled over the steering wheel, shaking with laughter. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

17 " Lula leaned forward so she could whisper. “You talking about size? Was your man’s part that big?” “Heck no,” Grandma said. “His part was that dead. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

18 " His participation was in the ballpark of a pity fuck. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

19 " uh-oh," Ranger said. "you been reading those Nancy Drew books again? "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)

20 " He could freeze his stupid dick off for all I cared. "

― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)