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61 " It was dark and raining, with bad visibility, but this was Jersey, and we don’t slow down for anything. "
― Janet Evanovich , Two for the Dough (Stephanie Plum, #2)
62 " I don't know what to think of the coffin story. You have any more information on these coffins? Where they were originally purchased? What they look like?" "They're made of wood. About six foot long...""If there's one thing I hate, it's a wise-ass bounty hunter."I showed him the picture. "You're right," he said. "They're made of wood, and they're about six foot long. "
63 " You’re out of beer.” “I had to choose between food and the shoes.” “You made the right choice. "
64 " I hope I'm not intruding,' Morelli said. 'I know you weren't expecting company.'This is the opening statement that will get you into any burg house. No housewife worth her salt will ever admit to having her house not up to company twenty-four hours a day. Jack the Ripper would have easy access if he used this line. "
65 " Everyone tells me I’m a pain in the ass.” “Then it must be true, "
66 " There's been an accident. I had Mr. Loosey on the table, and I was gonna get him dressed, and then I had to go fix the thermostat, and when I got back to Mr. Loosey, I noticed he was missing his..um, private part. I don't know how this could happen. One minute it was there, and the next minute it was gone." -Louie Moon, mortician's assistant "