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81 " Stephanie Plum, master of rationalization. Believe whatever the moment calls for. "
― Janet Evanovich , Three to Get Deadly (Stephanie Plum, #3)
82 " artificial intelligence "
― Janet Evanovich , The Big Kahuna (Fox and O'Hare #6)
83 " Greeks thought there were four kinds of love. Storge, or familial love. Philia, or friendship. Eros, or romantic love, and agape, or unconditional love. "
84 " Nothing personal? You’ve harassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you’re telling people I’ve gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn’t it enough I’m accused of murder? What are you, the bounty hunter from hell? "
― Janet Evanovich , One for the Money (Stephanie Plum, #1)
85 " I give people gift cards,” Lula said. “You could buy them in the supermarket. They’re easy. There’s gift cards for everything from Starbucks to Target and in between. I like them on account of the message they send. I figure it puts people on notice. A gift card says I feel obligated to get you something, but I don’t care enough to put any effort into finding just the right gift. Gives people some idea of their place in your life, you see what I’m saying? "
― Janet Evanovich , Look Alive Twenty-Five (Stephanie Plum, #25)
86 " Their tiny villages were razed, the hillsides were shaved off, and everything was dumped into the water between the two islands to create one completely flat piece of land for a new international airport. "
― Janet Evanovich , The Scam (Fox and O'Hare, #4)
87 " opened in 1874. "
― Janet Evanovich , The Job (Fox and O'Hare, #3)
88 " I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times. "
89 " I hate mornings. They start so early. "
― Janet Evanovich , Plum Spooky (Stephanie Plum, #14.5)
90 " I'm telling you, it's fu**ing hard to be classy "
91 " In my opinion, the only good spider is a dead spider, and women's rights aren't worth dick if they mean I can't ask a man to do my bug squashing. "
92 " I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. "
― Janet Evanovich , Twelve Sharp (Stephanie Plum, #12)
93 " I wasn't dating anyone. I was fornicating with Batman. "
― Janet Evanovich , Hard Eight (Stephanie Plum, #8)
94 " How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show. "
― Janet Evanovich , High Five (Stephanie Plum, #5)
95 " Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified. "
― Janet Evanovich , Seven Up (Stephanie Plum, #7)
96 " Some men go a lifetime and never have their kid blow up a car, but I have a daughter who's knocked off three cars and burned down a funeral home. Maybe that's some kind of record. "
― Janet Evanovich , Four to Score (Stephanie Plum, #4)
97 " Cupcake, your middle name is trouble. "
98 " I don't need handcuffs to enslave a woman." -Ranger to Stephanie "
99 " You're a lunatic. You ran me over with a goddamn Buick. "
100 " Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness. "
― Janet Evanovich , Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2)