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Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2) QUOTES

Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2) QUOTES

1 " Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness. "

― Janet Evanovich , Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2)

2 " God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning. He's probably having breakfast with Mrs. God. "

― Janet Evanovich , Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2)

3 " And when I was in the trunk, I saw Jesus. And the Virgin Mary. And Ozzy Osbourne. "

― Janet Evanovich , Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2)

4 " Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position. "

― Janet Evanovich , Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2)

5 " We were discussing a grisly double murder and Rodriguez was telling us all this in the same sort of conversational tone a person might use to pass on a favorite lasagna recipe. And I was responding with the same enthusiasm a new cook might show. I was simultaneously horrified and impressed with myself. "

― Janet Evanovich , Motor Mouth (Alex Barnaby #2)