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Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6) QUOTES

Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6) QUOTES

1 " Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my hamster’s cage was clean, I’d be happy to oblige. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

2 " Cooking wasn’t so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didn’t seem like such a good idea in the beginning, but then after you got into it … "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

3 " Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

4 " Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

5 " I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

6 " you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

7 " Grandma has a .45 long barrel that she keeps hidden from my mother. She got it from her friend Elsie, who picked it up at a yard sale. Probably it was in Grandma's purse. Grandma says it gives the bag some heft, in case she has to beat off a mugger. This might be true, but I think mostly Grandma likes pretending she is Clint Eastwood. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

8 " Not that I've noticed." She looked down at my gun. "What a nice Glock. My sister carries a Glock, and she just loves it. I was thinking about trading in my .45, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. My dead husband gave it to me for our first anniversary. Rest his soul. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

9 " He slid an arm around me and pulled me to him. I rested my head on his chest, and he nuzzled my hair and kissed me just above the ear. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

10 " Nice tackle, babe,” he said. And then he kissed me. No doubt about the intention this time. Not the sort of kiss you’d give your cousin, for instance. More like the sort of kiss a man would give a woman when he wanted to rip her clothes off and give her a reason to sing the Hallelujah Chorus. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

11 " OKAY, SO HERE’S the thing. My mother’s worst fear has come true. I’m a nymphomaniac. I lust after a lot of men. Of course, maybe that’s because I don’t actually actually have sex with any. And some of my lustings probably aren’t "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

12 " RANGER HAD BEEN Special Forces, and he still had the build and the carriage. He was standing close, forcing me to tip my head back ever so slightly to look into his eyes. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

13 " His hands still held the windbreaker, his knuckles resting lightly on my breasts. An act of intimate possession more than of sexual aggression. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

14 " Grandma ladled out oatmeal for the three of us. She and I took our bowls into the dining area, and Bob ate his in the kitchen. When Grandma and I went back to the kitchen, Bob’s bowl was empty. The cardboard box that used to hold the cake was also empty. “Guess Bob’s got a sweet tooth,” Grandma said. I shook my finger at him. “That was rude. And besides, you’ll get fat.” Bob wagged his tail. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

15 " I set the box of biscuits on the counter and went to the bathroom, and when I returned the biscuits were gone. Only a slobbery, mangled corner of the box remained. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

16 " And in an instant I was pinned beneath him, which was not an entirely unpleasant experience once I realized it was Ranger. We were groin to groin, chest to chest, with his hands locked around my wrists. A moment passed while we did nothing but breathe. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

17 " stuffed myself into a white T-shirt, topped with a plaid flannel shirt and a pair of Levi’s with a small hole in the crotch which I convinced myself no one could see. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

18 " He’d abandoned his usual outfit of black rap clothes or GI Joe cammies. He was wearing a brown leather jacket, a cream-colored Henley, faded jeans, and work boots. His hair, which had always been slicked back in a ponytail, was cut short. He had a two-day beard, making his teeth seem whiter and his Latino complexion seem darker. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

19 " I want you to leave the guns in the car.” “These are Trekkies we’re dealing with. They could put the Vulcan death grip on us. "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)

20 " Jeez, Dougie,” I said, “I thought you were dead.” “Naw, I just wished I was dead. My dad got transferred to Arkansas, so I went with them, but I’m telling you, Arkansas was no place for me. No action, you know what I mean? And if you want to go to the ocean it takes days.” “Are "

― Janet Evanovich , Hot Six (Stephanie Plum, #6)