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101 " If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed. "
― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)
102 " Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt. "
103 " He's just a flash in the pants. "
― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)
104 " Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. "
― Lois Greiman
105 " Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court. "
106 " You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. "
107 " You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. "
108 " If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it "
109 " Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. "
110 " Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen "
111 " Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either. "
112 " They say love makes the world go around… I been dizzy for a long time. "
113 " Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his. "
114 " I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms. "
115 " No civilized being lived in North Dakota. "
― Lois Greiman , Counterfeit Cowgirl
116 " Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard. "
― Lois Greiman , Unplugged (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #2)
117 " A pause. It might have been pregnant. I’ve never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not. "
― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)
118 " I froze like a startled bunny. Fumbling the disk into my purse, I cut my eyes toward the hallway. Had I locked the front door? Of course I had. Only a moron would break into someone’s house and forget to lock the door. Damn it! I’d forgotten to lock the door. "
119 " Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy. "
120 " If you don't like your teeth; keep your mouth shut. "