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61 " Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end. "
― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)
62 " Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too. "
63 " Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. "
64 " Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores. "
65 " Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid. "
66 " And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever. "
67 " There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect. "
68 " You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties. "
69 " Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either. "
70 " He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated. "
71 " She may be an old flame, but she still smokin'. "
72 " Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not "
73 " In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose. "
74 " In this town, a successful marriage is one that lasts longer than ice. "
75 " In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life. "
76 " There isn't much a pan of warm Brownies and a glass of milk will fix. In less it's low grain prices. Or poverty. Or the national debt. I guess there are a few things, but nothing you have to worry about right this minute. "
77 " I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train. "
― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)
78 " Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after. "
79 " Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment. "
80 " Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack. "