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41 " Trust is important to any relationship… and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked. "
― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)
42 " There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers. "
43 " It ate a party till someone ends up naked. "
44 " Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts. "
― Lois Greiman , Unplugged (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #2)
45 " Celibacy sucks, no pun intended. "
46 " I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on. "
47 " It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood. "
48 " Sometimes stupid is crime enough. "
49 " Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously. "
50 " There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders. "
51 " Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars. "
52 " A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul. "
― Lois Greiman , Unzipped (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #1)
53 " Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well. "
54 " Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster. "
55 " Maybe knowledge is power, but it's damned hard to think a burglar to death. "
56 " Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air. "
57 " I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet "
58 " If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting. "
59 " It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine. "
60 " There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste. "