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Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3) QUOTES

Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3) QUOTES

1 " I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

2 " A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

3 " You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

4 " Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

5 " Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

6 " Trust is important to any relationship… and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

7 " There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

8 " It ate a party till someone ends up naked. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

9 " I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

10 " If they really wanted us to resist temptation, they shouldn't a made it so damn tempting. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

11 " It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

12 " There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

13 " Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

14 " Friends are nice. You can tell' 'em stuff, but you can swear like a gangster at an enemy. And that's all right, too. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

15 " Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

16 " Maybe in fairytales you're only as old as you feel, but here in L. A. you're every second as old as your pores. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

17 " Love may be blind, but lust is just damn stupid. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

18 " And thanks to Christina McMullen, who has taught me that common sense and intelligence need not have any correlation whatsoever. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

19 " There is no feature as attractive as a well exercised intellect. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)

20 " You really don't know a person until you spend some time in their panties. "

― Lois Greiman , Unscrewed (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #3)