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One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5) QUOTES

One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5) QUOTES

1 " When blondes have more fun, do they know it? "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

2 " I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

3 " Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

4 " Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

5 " Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

6 " In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

7 " Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision through his skin, both dermis and epidermis, then carefully sever and separate the sternum. Only upon viewing the exposed thoracic cavity can you reach the heart--if indeed the male of the species actually possesses such an organ. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

8 " I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

9 " Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

10 " He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

11 " Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

12 " It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

13 " It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

14 " He's just a flash in the pants. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

15 " You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

16 " You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

17 " If it looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and has whiskers like a cat, it's probably a damn cat. But if it eats your groceries, messes up your kitchen, and makes you want to rip out your hair by the roots, you either married it or gave birth to it "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

18 " Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

19 " Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)

20 " Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either. "

― Lois Greiman , One Hot Mess (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #5)