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Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4) QUOTES

Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4) QUOTES

1 " Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

2 " Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

3 " What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality? "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

4 " You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

5 " You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

6 " Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

7 " Expect stupid. It's everywhere. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

8 " The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

9 " If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

10 " I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

11 " A person without regrets is called a corpse. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

12 " Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

13 " False hope is better than no hope at all. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

14 " All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

15 " I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

16 " A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

17 " There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

18 " A wedding is no way to begin a marriage. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

19 " When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)

20 " If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong. "

― Lois Greiman , Unmanned (A Chrissy McMullen Mystery, #4)