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" It's nice to see you again, Laura."
"Thank you, Mrs. T-"
"No, no, no. Please, my name is-"
"Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short."
~Laura, Antonia, Betsy "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unfinished (Undead, #9)
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" You may stay. But Jessica, please watch what you say and do. Don't look them in the eyes for long. Speak only when spoken to. Yes, sir; yes, ma'am."
"Sit up. Arf," I teased.
"What about her?" Jessica cried, pointing in my general direction. "She's more in need of an etiquette lesson than I am."
"Yeah," I said, "but I'm the Queen. With a capital fucking Q. Hey, you're looking me in the eyes for too long! Eric, make her stop! "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unpopular (Undead, #5)
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" I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! "I love you."
"Of course you do," he said, totally unsurprised.
"WHAT? I finally tell you my deepest, most personal feelings and you're all, 'Yeah, I already got that memo'? This, this is why you drive me nuts! This is why it's so hard to tell you things! I take it back. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)