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Sleeping with the Fishes (Fred the Mermaid, #1) QUOTES

Sleeping with the Fishes (Fred the Mermaid, #1) QUOTES

1 " Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"
"Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."
"Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Sleeping with the Fishes (Fred the Mermaid, #1)

2 " He's all right. His hair is cute."
Jonas froze, his lobster fork halfway to his mouth. " Oh my God, you're in love."
"I'm not in love."
"'his hair is cute'? You never say anything nice about anyone. Coming from you, cute hair is a mating call."
" I talked to the guy for thirty seconds. And then he waved at me while i was in the tank."
"Holy fuck, you're getting married, aren't you!"
" Will you simmer. I certainly am not. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Sleeping with the Fishes (Fred the Mermaid, #1)

3 " I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
"Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear? "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Sleeping with the Fishes (Fred the Mermaid, #1)

4 " Oh dear, she thought glumly, and downed the rest of the water in three gulps. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Sleeping with the Fishes (Fred the Mermaid, #1)