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21 " I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)
22 " Darling, I have a penis. Ergo I have no preferences. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unreturnable (Undead, #4)
23 " There's more than one way for a girl to Google a cat. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unworthy (Undead, #7)
24 " Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unfinished (Undead, #9)
25 " It never failed—I'd buy a new journal, write like a madwoman for ten pages, then lose total interest in the process. Three months later, I'd start the whole process all over again. I think I just liked buying new notebooks. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unpopular (Undead, #5)
26 " She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Faeries Gone Wild
27 " Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Undermined (Undead, #10)
28 " Touch my things again, whether I'm dead or not, and I'll kick your ass up into your shoulder blades. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unwed (Undead, #1)
29 " I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)
30 " Why don't you mind your own fucking business?" I snapped. "If I want to take my sister to my place of business, that's my own damned business and not any of your business." Was I overusing the word business? Fuck it. "So mind your own business. "
31 " I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote. "
32 " I trudged around on the muddy river bottom for half an hour, patiently waiting to drown, before giving up and slogging my way back to shore. "
33 " Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Uneasy (Undead, #6)
34 " Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers? "
35 " What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! "
36 " Kissing Sinclair was like making out with a sexy timber wolf— he was licking my fangs and nipping me lightly and growling under his breath and it was...oh, it was really something. "
37 " I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems. "
38 " Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me! "
39 " Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy. "
40 " Here I am, just wandering down a deserted street in the middle of the night. I hope I don't run into any trouble. Goodness, that would just ruin my whole evening." I strolled and hummed, trying to project Innocent Victim. "