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Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3) QUOTES

1 " George you were very very bad to run away from Alice. Very bad But you were very good to stomp Sinclair when he was being a dick so I think we'll call this a wash. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

2 " I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

3 " Why don't you mind your own fucking business?" I snapped. "If I want to take my sister to my place of business, that's my own damned business and not any of your business." Was I overusing the word business? Fuck it. "So mind your own business. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

4 " What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual! "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

5 " ...you just never knew when a totally normal vampire errand would end in a bloodbath with severed-limb soap. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

6 " I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! "I love you."
"Of course you do," he said, totally unsurprised.
"WHAT? I finally tell you my deepest, most personal feelings and you're all, 'Yeah, I already got that memo'? This, this is why you drive me nuts! This is why it's so hard to tell you things! I take it back. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

7 " He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy."
"Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

8 " Sinclair doesn't love your sister."
"Not yet." I said darkly. "Give him time."
"Look, I'm sure he's interested in her—"
"Wait till you see her. Just wait."
"Like he doesn't have pussy thrown at him from cars?"
"What a horrifying mental image. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

9 " I swore we'd never be together, but—'

'Your inner whore would not be denied.' she finished. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)

10 " My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady."
"Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old."
"Er— really?" Laura asked. "Gosh you don't look even out of your thirties."
"Tons of face-lifts. He's a surgical addict. I'm trying to get him help." I added defensively when they both gave me strange looks. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unappreciated (Undead, #3)