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Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2) QUOTES

Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2) QUOTES

1 " What can I say? Death is messy. And she had it coming. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

2 " I zoomed in on the shoe department like a blonde homing pigeon. Shoes, shoes everywhere! Ah, sweet shoes. I truly think you can take the measure of a civilization by looking at its footwear. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

3 " I suppose I should say something negative about vampires living in sin," Father Markus said, "but that seems to be the least of your problems. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

4 " I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

5 " Eric came to Macy's? Did he burst into flames the moment he passed the first cash register? "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

6 " It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of
ghosts. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

7 " I can't believe your boss tried to kill you, too," Jessica said. "I mean, I know they're trying to keep the unemployment rate down, but that's ridiculous."
"Most people think their bosses are out to get them. But mine really was! "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

8 " Quit doing your game show host schtick, Marc," I ordered. "You're confusing the vampires. They're not big TV watchers."
"Certainly not daytime television," Sinclair sniffed. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)

9 " Works for me. "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unemployed (Undead, #2)