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61 " I ducked again as her Hellfire sword whistled over my head, and sidestepped so quickly I tripped over a chair. I was in such a hurry to scramble to my feet that for a few seconds I ran in place, like the Road Runner. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unwelcome (Undead, #8)
62 " A day without the Antichrist sitting in judgment on you is a day without sunshine. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unstable (Undead, #11)
63 " Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Undermined (Undead, #10)
64 " I looked up. Mom looked down at me with the compassion/practicality combo that was her trademark. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unwed (Undead, #1)
65 " WHEN I finally slowed and looked around, I saw with amazement I’d trotted sixteen blocks in about three minutes. Summer Olympics, here I come. Assuming they held the races at night. "
66 " I’m so dull, the fucking cat runs away about three times a month just to get a little excitement. And "
67 " The man had a dick on him that wouldn’t quit. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , The Royal Treatment (Alaskan Royal Family, #1)
68 " To paraphrase Stephen King, sometimes an accident can be an unhappy woman’s best friend. Put "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unfinished (Undead, #9)
69 " I hated driving, so found this impressive. It’s soooo boring. And just when you get going, some asshat Statie pulls you over. Like there aren’t any murders and rapes going on, so they can nap under bridges and set speed traps for unwary vampires. Weak. “Dick. Remember? He’s Dick.” “I "
70 " Oh, sure, things had “gone viral” and “blown up.” But those were just words; they didn’t mean change, or progress, or a revolution. "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Done (Undead, #15)
71 " Given his family history, it was absurd how all his prison knowledge came from Sons of Anarchy reruns. Ooh, that Gemma! What a wonderful bitch. The "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Deja Who (Insighter, #1)
72 " Andrew Vachss, the best noir-ey writer in the history of the genre, called cats the lap dancers of the animal world. Give them attention, they’re there. Stop, they’re outta there. "
73 " Too fucking busy, and vice versa. —DOROTHY PARKER, "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Dead Over Heels (Wyndham Werewolf #6; Undead #6.5)
74 " If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unforgiven (Undead, #14)
75 " The mouth of a passionate lover... or a woman who would bite when she was angry. "
76 " And nothing against the Dicks and Richards of the world, but I always disliked that one. Call me immature if you like—I’ve earned it many times over—but come on: The word. Is slang. For penis. If he was a woman named Virginia, would he insist we refer to him as Vag? I think not! (God, I hope not.) "
― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Unwary (Undead, #13)
77 " First of all, skim? That’s white water. That’s all skim milk is: they take out all the wonderful stuff that makes milk taste like milk and replace it with white water and people actually drink that shit. "
78 " And it feeds my anxiety, which makes work hard, which feeds my anxiety. "
79 " I can't believe we're bribing our future queen with designer shoes. "
80 " Charlize forever, Kristen Grumpypants never. "