" I hated driving, so found this impressive. It’s soooo boring. And just when you get going, some asshat Statie pulls you over. Like there aren’t any murders and rapes going on, so they can nap under bridges and set speed traps for unwary vampires. Weak. “Dick. Remember? He’s Dick.” “I "

― MaryJanice Davidson , Undead and Undermined (Undead, #10)