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161 " That's three quote? Add another quote and make it a gallon. "
― Groucho Marx
162 " I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. "
163 " Although it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I was born at a very early age. "
― Groucho Marx , Groucho and Me
164 " Who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes? "
165 " This is a GALA day for you. Answer: Well, a GAL a day is enough for me! "
166 " Es mejor estar callado y parecer tonto, que hablar y despejar las dudas definitivamente. "
167 " Who says Television isn't educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book. "
168 " 1Ensayo sobre las ventajas de dormir solo** Nota del Editor: El autor decidió dejar en blanco este capítulo. "
― Groucho Marx , Beds
169 " Estos son mis principios; si no le gustan, tengo otros "
170 " I wish I'd been a Hell-raiser when I was 30 years old. I tried when I was 50 but I always got sleepy. "
― Groucho Marx , The Groucho Letters
171 " Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. "
172 " I don't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member- "
173 " I do not want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member. "
174 " If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. "
175 " Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven. "
176 " Éstos son mis principios; si no le gustan, tengo otros. "
177 " i miei progetti sono ancora in Embrione: non so se ci sei mai stato, è un sobborgo della metropoli delle pie illusioni. Attualmente sono immerso anima e corpo in Casablanca, un'avventura appassionante. Mi alzo ogni mattina alle sette, sferro alla sveglia un calcio nei cosiddetti e volo allo studio. ... "
178 " In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart's beat, and if your hearts beat any thing but diamonds and clubs, it's because your partner is cheating, or your wife. "