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121 " Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. "
― Groucho Marx
122 " Hail, hail Freedonia, land of the free! "
― Groucho Marx ,
123 " Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind. "
124 " Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer "
125 " Trovo la televisione molto educativa. Ogni volta che qualcuno la accende, vado in biblioteca e leggo un buon libro. "
126 " Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore. I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication "
― Groucho Marx , The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
127 " That's bad luck: three on a midget. "
128 " Groucho Marx "This is not a book that should be set aside lightly - it should be flung with great force. "
129 " I have had a wonderful time but this wasn't it. "
130 " Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all. "
131 " I don't know. When I was born there was a nurse taking care of me.""What's the matter? Couldn't the nurse take care of herself?" "Sure she could. I just found that out too late. "
132 " Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. "
133 " I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book. "
134 " أعتقد أن التليفزيون وسيلة ثقافية هامة للغاية .. كلما وجدت شخصاً يقوم بتشغيله، أذهب إلى غرفة أخرى لقراءة كتاب "
135 " Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy "
136 " I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member "
137 " Go, and never darken my towels again. "
138 " I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. "
139 " We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second. After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat we finally arrived on the shores of Africa. "
140 " In a Chicago cafe the other night, an elderly man passed a table.“There goes George,” observed an onlooker. “When he was young, he was a handsome guy and had many companies. Left a wife and two kids to starve, and ran off with another woman. And now look at him. Old, broke and very sad.”“That’s the way-it-goes,” nodded Elly Kleinman. “Time wounds all heels. "