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41 " Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? "
― Groucho Marx
42 " The only real laughter comes from despair. "
― Groucho Marx , The Groucho Letters
43 " Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms. "
44 " Time wounds all heels. "
45 " Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. "
46 " I intend to live forever, or die trying. "
47 " Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. "
48 " Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. "
49 " I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. "
50 " She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. "
51 " I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. "
52 " I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. "
53 " I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. "
― Groucho Marx , The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and about Groucho Marx
54 " He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. "
55 " I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that. "
56 " I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it. "
57 " Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. "
58 " Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. "
59 " I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home."Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup: "
60 " You know, I would buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open. "