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61 " I’ll put off reading Lolita for six more years until she turns 18. "
― Groucho Marx
62 " I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. "
63 " Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! "
64 " A man is only as old as the woman he feels. "
65 " Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. "
66 " I love to read. My education is self-inflicted "
67 " According to the wire, you are resting well and are being taken care of by a nurse. I hope she is beautiful and that she has red hair. I don't know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair. Red hair makes a man want to recover his health quickly, so that he can get on his feet and get the nurse off hers." - Groucho Marx, letter to his son "
68 " You're a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn't even have the decency to have! "
69 " I wouldn't want to belong to a club that would have me as a member "
70 " If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool. "
71 " You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. "
72 " Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera] "
73 " Once I put it down I couldn't pick it back up. "
74 " Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it. "
75 " Por el mero hecho de existir la gente se cree con derecho a ser feliz. "
76 " Any place I hang my head is home. "
77 " I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. "
78 " If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong. "
79 " Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it. "
80 " Whatever it is, I'm against it. "