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61 " Freaking Kodak moments sucked when you didn’t actually have a Kodak. "
― Darynda Jones , Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3)
62 " Some days you’re the cat. Some days you’re the brand-new, suede leather Barcalounger. —T-SHIRT "
63 " When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane. "
64 " And you practically raped that biker guy, which, by the way, what the fuck was that about? Scraping the bottom of the barrel there, Charles.”“And that barrel is hot.” I looked down at Artemis. “And Donovan’s genuine. He would sell me to the highest bidder for a carburetor, and we both know it. "
65 " The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis. "
66 " I’d considered therapy, but the never-ending search for mental stability would cut into my couch potato time. That couch was not going to sprout roots itself. "
67 " If life hands you lemons, keep them. Because, hey, free lemons. —T-SHIRT "
68 " An integral part of any best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. —T-SHIRT "
69 " Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. —T-SHIRT "
70 " Winching was apparently a guy thing. As was wenching. "
71 " There is a great need for a sarcasm font.-T-SHIRT "
72 " I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. "
73 " Wait, what are you doing?” She could apparently hear the strain in my voice as I craned my neck from side to side. “I’m trying to see past a little girl on my hood.” “Oh. Isn’t that dangerous?” “Normally. But she has a knife.” “Oh, well, then, I guess it’s okay. "
74 " A fruitless endeavor, as my knowledge was definitely the fruity type. "
75 " Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don’t. So either way … —CHARLOTTE JEAN DAVIDSON, GRIM REAPER "
76 " Let me express how much I don’t care on a scale of one to bite me, "
77 " Uh-oh. Scolding time. She’d been scolding me every day for a week. At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she’d fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn’t have asked her about them. I thought maybe she’d redecorated. "
78 " a labor and delivery room that contained some very interesting equipment. It made me only slightly less comfortable than that time I got to sit in an actual electric chair. You know, for giggles. "
79 " I was busy dodging a flock of suicidal birds. I swerved and ducked behind the steering wheel, because that would help. "
80 " I’m a little flattered you’re worried, but—” “Don’t be.” He grinned. “Do you know how much paperwork is involved when people get killed in prison? "