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21 " But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I'd sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance. "
― Darynda Jones , Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3)
22 " Let me express how much I don't care on a scale from one to bite me "
23 " Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. -T-Shirt "
24 " If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt "
25 " An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die. "
26 " I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost. "
27 " I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT "
28 " I know karate, and like two other Japanese words - T-SHIRT "
29 " Holy shit, are you positive?""As a pregnancy test a month after prom. "
30 " Time to make today my bitch. "
31 " There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt "
32 " No. This has to do with drugs."My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?"She pressed her mouth together. "No. You are.""I'm on drugs?" I asked, stunned. I had no idea. "
33 " Mistakes were made.Others were blamed. "
34 " Let me express how much I don't care on a scale of one to bite me," the former detective said. "
35 " Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter."What?""You're naked.""I'm not naked.""I'm blind.""You're not blind. I'm wearing pants.""Oh." That was embarrassing. "
36 " Before I tell you, I have to know three things," I said."Okay.""One, are you sitting down?""Yes.""Two, are you mentally stable?""More than you'll ever be."Well, that was uncalled for. "And three, how do you spell schizophrenia?""What does that have to do with anything?""Nothing. I just wanted to see if you'd tell me. "
37 " I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass? "
38 " I strode toward Mr. Coffee with lust in my eyes. We'd had a thing for quite some time now Mr. Coffee and I... "
39 " In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you? "
40 " He’d actually hit me! It didn’t matter that hitting me wasn’t really like hitting a regular girl and I’d be completely healed in a matter of hours. I was still a freaking girl, and he damned well knew it. I’d just have to hit him back. With a lead pipe. Or an eighteen-wheeler. "