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1 " Ah, shit. She’s been crying. This is not good. I swear to God, a girl crying is fucking blackmail. It just makes you feel so damn guilty – no matter if you’ve done anything wrong or not – and have the bizarre urge to make her feel better. "
― Joanne McClean , Someone Like You
2 " Whatever.” Priestly mutters. “Maybe if you got your head out of those books and paid more attention to guys, you wouldn’t have to try so hard to get a date!”I shoot him daggers. “Well, maybe if you got your head out of your ass and paid more attention to what girls really want, then maybe they’d remember your name! "
3 " First off, what the hell kind of name is that? Wow, her parents were pretentious naming their daughter Temperance! What the actual fuck? "
4 " Come on Nerd Girl, tonight I educate on the delights of binge-drinking, flirting and drunken dancing. "
5 " He throws me a wide grin. “Ooh, calmed down then, have we? I must say, your death threats are quite refreshing – they’re a nice little step up from telling me to get my head out of my ass.”I shoot him daggers. “Bite me.”“Wow, I had no idea you were into that shit.” he quips with a wicked grin. “And I had no idea that you could reach a new level of asshole. "
6 " I find him cracking open a beer in the kitchen.Jeez, doesn’t the guy know the dangers of alcohol poisoning? "
7 " Darlin’, I’ve heard all about fifty shades of grey but I never knew there were fifty shades of denim! "
8 " You know there’s a word for someone like you … naïve. "
9 " Yeah, well there’s also a word for someone like you … womaniser. "
10 " Fuck. I know we’re both pretty liquored up but neither one of us is drunk enough for this conversation. "
11 " Oof! That’s what a guy gets for being chivalrous?” he says, pretending to look wounded but then grins wickedly. “Unless this is the start of my punishment – in which case, I think we should come up with some safe words before this gets completely out of hand.” I punch his shoulder. “No, that’s what you get for being a moron. What you could’ve got for being chivalrous … well, now you’ll never know.” I tell him with a wry laugh. "
