" He throws me a wide grin. “Ooh, calmed down then, have we? I must say, your death threats are quite refreshing – they’re a nice little step up from telling me to get my head out of my ass.”
I shoot him daggers. “Bite me.”
“Wow, I had no idea you were into that shit.” he quips with a wicked grin.
“And I had no idea that you could reach a new level of asshole. "

― Joanne McClean , Someone Like You