" So, I turn on the charm and ask ¿Cuánto cuesta pene?
Pretty impressive, right?
Wrong.
What I should have said was ¿Cuánto cuesta ese peine?
So, now you’re probably wondering what I did ask her.
Well, when I said that, she threw me this really dirty look and chased me out of the shop.
So, I looked it up … I asked her the price of my … let’s just say male anatomy part. "
― Joanne McClean , Letters from Charlie