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Letters from Charlie QUOTES

1 " EvieS89: Maybe she’s lonely and just wants a friend! ;-)

CharlieBoy88: No! Trust me, the chick is nuts! Lol! ;-)

EvieS89: *shakes head* Don’t be mean!

CharlieBoy88: I’m not! I tried to be nice and have a conversation with her and all she did was sniff around me and ask me what type of tree I would be …

EvieS89: *falls off chair laughing*
I ….
*laughs some more*
I …. oh man ….

CharlieBoy88: I mean seriously … WTH?!? "

― Joanne McClean , Letters from Charlie

2 " Okay, I’m going to move on before I suddenly grow a vagina or something ... "

― Joanne McClean , Letters from Charlie

3 " So, I turn on the charm and ask ¿Cuánto cuesta pene?
Pretty impressive, right?
Wrong.
What I should have said was ¿Cuánto cuesta ese peine?
So, now you’re probably wondering what I did ask her.
Well, when I said that, she threw me this really dirty look and chased me out of the shop.
So, I looked it up … I asked her the price of my … let’s just say male anatomy part. "

― Joanne McClean , Letters from Charlie