" Oof! That’s what a guy gets for being chivalrous?” he says, pretending to look wounded but then grins wickedly. “Unless this is the start of my punishment – in which case, I think we should come up with some safe words before this gets completely out of hand.”
I punch his shoulder. “No, that’s what you get for being a moron. What you could’ve got for being chivalrous … well, now you’ll never know.” I tell him with a wry laugh. "

― Joanne McClean , Someone Like You