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101 " Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub "
― Josh Stern , And That’s Why I’m Single
102 " I like two beautiful women on my arm- as human shields" "
103 " It doesn't really matter if you're right wing or left wing....as long you're delicious "
104 " Ever feel like dialing 911 is just simply not enough, and you really need to speak to someone on the Supreme Court...? "
105 " Everything is a drive-thru. You just have to aim really fast "
106 " If you deny the existence of a higher being, you've never been to rehab "
107 " Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen..........Treat me like a queen and off with your head "
108 " There's a fine line between stuff, and if you stare at it long enough it'll drive you insane or to genius "
109 " Do the thing you fear, and the death of your underwear is certain "
110 " The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes "
111 " Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because he had delusions of Papal grandeur "