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101 " I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale. "
― Jarod Kintz , Seriously delirious, but not at all serious
102 " The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses? "
103 " I fish for rain, but I only ever seem to catch snow. "
104 " If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and take back my identity. "