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81 " If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets. "
― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible
82 " The only thing that stays the same is change. "
83 " Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery and all lubed up with sunscreen. "
84 " I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 12.5% isn’t bad—if you’re collecting that in interest on money you lent out. "
85 " I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone. "
86 " I have a list of people to kill. All but number 33 are my clones. Who’s number 33? Why you are, of course. "
87 " I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home. "
88 " I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, or any of my clones. "
89 " The light lulls you into a false sense of security. But if the dark should come suddenly and silently, you’d stand out like black on night. "
90 " I can’t go out tonight, because unfortunately I’m all tied up at the moment. I’m not busy, but I am kidnapped. "
91 " I taught a college course called “Of Course!: Helping the Oblivious Realize the Obvious.” Nobody showed up to class, probably because the time and location weren’t obvious enough. "
92 " If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. But what can I do? I’m an honorable guy. "
93 " You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right before I blinked. "