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This Book Title is Invisible QUOTES

This Book Title is Invisible QUOTES

1 " When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

2 " Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

3 " The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

4 " When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice: to not choose. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

5 " Instead of a Lemonade Stand, I should open up a “You know what I can’t stand?” Stand. I’ll sell rants in small, medium, and large. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

6 " Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

7 " It’s what you do in your free time that will set you free—or enslave you. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

8 " I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

9 " Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty? "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

10 " My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

11 " I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

12 " I have a secret secret admirer. Not only is her identity a secret—but so is the fact that she admires me.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

13 " On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

14 " There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

15 " When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?! "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

16 " The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his mouth all the time. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

17 " Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some women foolishly do not leave their rib cages locked at night. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

18 " Broke is a relative term, like sister, cousin, or Uncle Sam.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

19 " I want to create a cologne that smells like a whisper. It’ll be for all the secret admirers out there. "

― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible

20 " Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked you to pick.
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― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible