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61 " Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order. "
― Jarod Kintz , This Book Title is Invisible
62 " Some people hide behind rules and regulations to deliver sadistic punishments, as if they don’t secretly delight in causing pain and abusing their power. "
63 " Somebody knocked, and I’m glad it wasn’t her. I mean I want her to come, but I thought it was him, so I ignored the knock and that’s why I’m glad it wasn’t her. I wouldn’t want to have ignored the very person I wanted to show up. "
64 " When certain people can’t figure out why a certain place produces a certain thing, they tend to say, “There must be something in the water.” And I always think, “Yeah, there is something in the water. They’re called fish. They grow on land, you moron. "
65 " Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the other side of eternity. "
66 " If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say. "
67 " A whisper is the shadow of a shout, and I keep a few in my wallet to use at the strip club on rainy nights. "
68 " Your face influences your life, because it effects how people treat you. Sometimes you don’t have to be king to be treated like royalty—you only have to look like the king. "
69 " Of all the flowers from a rose to a carnation, I’d die for reincarnation. "
70 " Habits are patterns, and even the smallest ones tell a lot about who you are as a person. "
71 " I like watching other people watching other people. "
72 " Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may be said that I’m a leader—a leader of one with followers of none. "
73 " Give people a little, and they’ll want a lot. Give them a lot, and they’ll only want a little. "
74 " I stand six feet back when meeting new people. And before they can step to me and extend their arm for a handshake, I drop down like I’m doing pushups, and extend my right hand. It’s friendly, but it lets them know I’m into boundaries. And unless they’re a cartographer, they have to be made aware of this fact. "
75 " When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly hear myself think. "
76 " When I get excited I drool. That’s why I buy bibs wholesale from my dentist. Based on that alone you could label me a romantic. "
77 " I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too. "
78 " She didn’t have the body of the supermodel. But that’s OK, because she didn’t have the face of one either. "
79 " If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, not even the cannibals or modern art critics would touch me. "
80 " I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole in the back, like an asshole. "