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The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor QUOTES

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor QUOTES

1 " Q.  What kind of car does the Dark Lord drive? A. A Vold-vo. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

2 " Wizard Bands Phoenix The Mad-Eyed Moody Blues Imagine Dragons "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

3 " What Does the Fawkes Say? "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

4 " Q.  Why were they called Dumbledore’s Army? A.  Because they didn’t have the boats to be Dumbledore’s Navy. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

5 " Any fools in the room, please stand up,” Professor Snape said sarcastically. After some silence, a first year stood up. “So, then you consider yourself a fool, do you?” asked Professor Snape. “Not really,” said the student, “but I didn’t want to see you standing up there all by yourself. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

6 " Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who always has a big bag of stuff with them? A. Dufflepuff. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

7 " .  You Know You’re a Potterhead If … "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

8 " Q.  How do the Malfoys enter a building? A. They Slytherin. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

9 " Q.  Did you hear about the Hogwarts student from outer space? A. He was a flying sorcerer. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a casino? A. A Shufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes fancy chocolate? A. A Trufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes dresses? A. A Rufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a mechanic’s shop? A. A Mufflerpuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who gets into fights? A. A Scufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who always has a big bag of stuff with them? A. Dufflepuff. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

10 " Q.  Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? A. Because Draco told them to. • Q.  Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? A. Because they are double-crossers. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

11 " Q.  Why did Neville never have a problem finding a place to sit? A. Because of his Longbottom. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

12 " Q.  What do wizards put on their ice cream? A. Magic Shell. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

13 " Why did the Slytherin get a job at the post office? A.  They liked that he could speak parseltongue. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

14 " Q.  Where does Hermione learn everything she knows? A. Witchipedia. • Q.  Why didn’t the professors like having twins Padma and Parvati Patil at Hogwarts? A.  They never knew which witch was which. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

15 " Q.  What did Draco tell his father? A. Everything! "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

16 " Q.  What’s the difference between Gilderoy Lockhart and Ron’s dad? A.  One is an author and "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

17 " Q.  What does the Potions teacher drink? A. Snapele. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

18 " Q. Where do Hermione’s parents live? A. Back home on the Grange! "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

19 " Q. What are Snape’s favorite flowers? A. Lilies. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

20 " Q.  What do Harry Potter and Charlie Brown have in common? A.  They’re both in love with the little girl with red hair. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor