" Q.  Did you hear about the Hogwarts student from outer space? A. He was a flying sorcerer. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a casino? A. A Shufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes fancy chocolate? A. A Trufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes dresses? A. A Rufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a mechanic’s shop? A. A Mufflerpuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who gets into fights? A. A Scufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who always has a big bag of stuff with them? A. Dufflepuff. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor