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Brian Boone QUOTES

1 " Q. What wand would your grandparents choose? A. The Elder Wand. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4-Book Box Set: Includes Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin, Howling Hilarity for ... Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw!

2 " Q.  What kind of car does the Dark Lord drive? A. A Vold-vo. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

3 " Wizard Bands Phoenix The Mad-Eyed Moody Blues Imagine Dragons "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

4 " What Does the Fawkes Say? "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

5 " The Remembrall tells you that you’ve forgotten something, but not what you’ve forgotten. Which kind of defeats the purpose. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4-Book Box Set: Includes Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin, Howling Hilarity for ... Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw!

6 " Q: What did Minecraft Christopher Columbus do? A: He proved the world was square. "

― Brian Boone , Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-Outs

7 " Q: How do you stop a hostile mob from attacking you? A: You block their path. "

― Brian Boone , Hysterical Jokes for Minecrafters: Blocks, Boxes, Blasts, and Blow-Outs

8 " Q.  Why were they called Dumbledore’s Army? A.  Because they didn’t have the boats to be Dumbledore’s Navy. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

9 " Any fools in the room, please stand up,” Professor Snape said sarcastically. After some silence, a first year stood up. “So, then you consider yourself a fool, do you?” asked Professor Snape. “Not really,” said the student, “but I didn’t want to see you standing up there all by yourself. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

10 " Harry can speak to snakes, but did you know that Professor Sprout could talk to herbs? Yep, she spoke parsleytongue. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4-Book Box Set: Includes Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin, Howling Hilarity for ... Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw!

11 " Roses are red Violets are blue A flash of green light Means goodbye to you. —a poem by Voldemort "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4-Book Box Set: Includes Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin, Howling Hilarity for ... Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw!

12 " Tom Marvolo Riddle” . . . And Other Anagrams for “I Am Lord Voldemort” • Lord Earldom Vomit • I Am Lord Old Mr. Out • Mild Doormat Lover • Dermal Drool Vomit • Old Immortal Lover • Milk Moor, Dad Lover • Marmot Drool Devil "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4-Book Box Set: Includes Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin, Howling Hilarity for ... Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw!

13 " Q. Why can’t they name a street after Voldemort? A. Because nobody crosses Voldemort and lives! "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4-Book Box Set: Includes Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin, Howling Hilarity for ... Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw!

14 " Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who always has a big bag of stuff with them? A. Dufflepuff. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

15 " .  You Know You’re a Potterhead If … "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

16 " Q.  How do the Malfoys enter a building? A. They Slytherin. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

17 " Q.  Did you hear about the Hogwarts student from outer space? A. He was a flying sorcerer. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a casino? A. A Shufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes fancy chocolate? A. A Trufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who makes dresses? A. A Rufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who works in a mechanic’s shop? A. A Mufflerpuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who gets into fights? A. A Scufflepuff. • Q.  What do you call a Hufflepuff who always has a big bag of stuff with them? A. Dufflepuff. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

18 " Q.  Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road? A. Because Draco told them to. • Q.  Why do Slytherins cross the road twice? A. Because they are double-crossers. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

19 " Q.  Why did Neville never have a problem finding a place to sit? A. Because of his Longbottom. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor

20 " Q.  What do wizards put on their ice cream? A. Magic Shell. "

― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor