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21 " Why did the Slytherin get a job at the post office? A. They liked that he could speak parseltongue. "
― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor
22 " Q. Where does Hermione learn everything she knows? A. Witchipedia. • Q. Why didn’t the professors like having twins Padma and Parvati Patil at Hogwarts? A. They never knew which witch was which. "
23 " Q. What did Draco tell his father? A. Everything! "
24 " Q. What’s the difference between Gilderoy Lockhart and Ron’s dad? A. One is an author and "
25 " Q. What does the Potions teacher drink? A. Snapele. "
26 " Q. Where do Hermione’s parents live? A. Back home on the Grange! "
27 " Q. What are Snape’s favorite flowers? A. Lilies. "
28 " Q. What do Harry Potter and Charlie Brown have in common? A. They’re both in love with the little girl with red hair. "
29 " Q. What’s the worst kind of greeting in the wizarding world? A. Deathly hellos. "
― Brian Boone , The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book 4-Book Box Set: Includes Great Guffaws for Gryffindor, Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin, Howling Hilarity for ... Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw!
30 " Q. If a group of fish is called a school, what’s a group of owls called? A. Spam from Hogwarts. "