Home > Author > J.R. Rain
141 " Buffalo saw the fear in her eye and this time she did use her tele-whatchamacallit. "
― J.R. Rain , The Worm Returns
142 " Most humans have a little magic, which they tend to pass off as coincidence. They pick it up from the natural environment, just as we sprites do, but not as efficiently. They’re not really interested in magic.” “Yeah.” “But you have none at all. You’re void.” “Folk do avoid me,” he agreed. She smiled as if he’d said something "
143 " is the privilege of the dead? Never to die again.” - Friederich Nietzsche "
― J.R. Rain , The Dead Detective (Dead Detective Series, #1)
144 " That’s sex appeal. Not the same. All men are horny. That’s so women can manage them.” “No "
145 " So, what have you done to my son? What exactly?” “I gave him strength, Sam.” “But how?” “I gave him some of me. "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Sun (Vampire for Hire, #9)
146 " Or maybe losing so much blood somehow cured him. You know, starve a cold, bleed a zombie. "
― J.R. Rain , Zombie Patrol (Walking Plague, #1)
147 " The woman frowned. “We have a problem.” “We wouldn’t, but for your dog-in-the-outhouse attitude.” The "
148 " But with intent, all things are possible.” “Meaning?” “When something is wanted bad enough, the Universe answers the call. "
― J.R. Rain , Moon Island (Vampire for Hire, #7)
149 " Quentin Arnbury, the author of the Contest of Sovereignty novels, upon which "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Empress (Vampire for Hire #21)
150 " Your love is conditional. Your love is not real. Whatever illusion you have about you and me ends tonight. You were given an amazing gift by the Almighty and you squandered it over illusions of love. "
― J.R. Rain , Christmas Moon (Vampire for Hire, #4.5)
151 " Lady Tamtam, I was certain, was based on me. And maybe a little bit of Lady Gaga, too. Except Lady Tamtam fought crime, while Lady Gaga, apparently, had sex with it. Of "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Games (Vampire for Hire #6)
152 " I continued studying him. Full lips, short beard, hint of gray in his beard. Lots of laugh lines. Could probably use some lotion on his skin. Strong hands. Nails chewed. Bad habit. He wore a v-neck tee-shirt. Chest hair poking out. A ring on his right hand. A thick squarish watch on his left. North Face jacket hanging on the chair behind him. Nice jacket. Nothing about him suggested that I knew him. And yet...I did know him. I was sure of it. "
― J.R. Rain , Blue Moon (Vampire for Hire, #7.6)
153 " You think you know me, and it’s killing you.” I nodded, impressed. “Something like that.” “Or maybe you're here because you like my beard.” “No,” I said. “I don’t.” “Really?” “Really.” He sighed. “Well, I like it.” “Someone has to.” “Ouch,” he said, but smiled anyway. He "
154 " Your employer is a vampire?” I asked. “Werewolf.” I nodded. For some reason, The Hairy Ones seemed to gravitate toward the practice of law. "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Sire (Vampire for Hire #15)
155 " I turn into a raving, blood-sucking maniac who prowls the streets looking for victims. Prostitutes mostly, but sometimes hipsters at Starbucks, or those young guys who dance around street corners holding signs pointing to furniture stores going out of business.” “Are "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Dawn (Vampire for Hire #5)
156 " Why are you adjusting your bra?” I asked. “I’m not adjusting my bra,” she said. “I’m adjusting my boobs.” “Happily married women don’t adjust their boobs in front of cute bartenders.” “Happily married women have boobs, too,” she said. “They "
― J.R. Rain , J.R. Rain's Big Book of Vampires: Over Twenty Novels!
157 " Finally I slipped out of bed and checked my email. Nothing of importance, although it did appear that I had been hand-picked to help a wealthy and desperate gentleman from Nigeria transfer his funds to the United States. His plan was genius: He would send me a whopper of a check, and I would send him a much smaller check in return. And get this: I get to keep the difference. Boy, what could go wrong with that idea? I "
158 " You haven’t known true fear until an animated doll tries to stick a needle in your todger!” The laugh bubbled up from my throat and I couldn’t seem to stop it once I’d started. “S-sorry about your todger,” I managed after a few minutes, wiping the backs of my hands across my streaming eyes. "
― J.R. Rain , Cashmere Curses (Wanda's Witchery, #1) (Haven Hollow, #2)
159 " Those buttons were experiencing a serious threat to their continued operations. She crossed her legs and swung a red-soled stiletto back and forth. Yowsers. Had I been wearing a necktie, I would have had to loosen it to swallow hard. Not that I ever swallowed. "
― J.R. Rain , Skeleton Jim: A Short Story
160 " Am I going to hell?” I asked suddenly. He turned his head slowly, and I could feel the palpable weight of his stare on me. I could feel his love, too. But I also felt something else coming from him. Sadness. “I’m sorry, James,” he said gently. “But, yes, you are going straight to hell. "
― J.R. Rain , The Body Departed