" You think you know me, and it’s killing you.” I nodded, impressed. “Something like that.” “Or maybe you're here because you like my beard.” “No,” I said. “I don’t.” “Really?” “Really.” He sighed. “Well, I like it.” “Someone has to.” “Ouch,” he said, but smiled anyway. He "

― J.R. Rain , Blue Moon (Vampire for Hire, #7.6)