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1 " Hell hath no fury like a man embarrassed by a woman "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Dawn (Vampire for Hire #5)
2 " If I hear any more loud voices, you will both be auctioned off on eBay. I could use the extra money. "
3 " All that Anne Rice crap is true, I thought on my way out the door; New Orleans really does have a vampire problem.Besides me, of course. "
― J.R. Rain , Moon Bayou (Samantha Moon Case Files, #1)
4 " My first thought was that a tornado had somehow picked me up and carried me off, like in the Wizard of Oz. No old witches pedaled by, and I didn't see any flying farm animals or chicken coops, and after a few agonizing minutes, I fell deep into unconsciousness again. "
5 " I had been a happy normal wife and mother in Orange County until ten years ago, when I was attacked by an evil vampire... and turned into one myself. It's made my life since gross and scary and, let's face it, weird. "
6 " I put the carpetbag on a ledge, and then, hanging upside down by my razor-clawed feet, slept until sunset. A first for me, and actually quite comfortable.Lord help me. "
7 " Was I altering the 'space-time continuum' or whatever they called it in time travel movies, just by existing right now? Perhaps I'd accidentally kill a mosquito that might have given some famous person a disease that killed them? "
8 " looking "
― J.R. Rain , Chronology (Curiosity Quills Anthology)
9 " He released the guy, who charged me instantly. One punch for every dog to have ever been thrown overboard to the sharks. One punch for every shark who’d been butchered alive. One punch didn’t settle the score. But it sure as hell felt good. I hit him just under his right eye, so hard that I heard his cheekbone shatter. "
― J.R. Rain , Hail Mary (Jim Knighthorse series, #3)
10 " May they twist and writhe in hell and choke on Charlaine Harris’s soiled panties!” “True "
― J.R. Rain , The Vampire Club
11 " I guess us folks in California are kind of straitlaced and old-fashioned."Hahaha, I thought on the way downstairs. I never thought I'd say those words with a straight face... "
12 " I have fourteen black wives an' one white, de chiefest one. I would sure enough shoo her away dis minute if you tek her place in my bed tonight, Mama Sam Moon."Was sex all these people ever thought about? I guess life was short back then, and nobody had much time to waste on anything else. "
13 " A marriage shouldn't have to be so much work. Love shouldn't crush your soul. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it. "
― J.R. Rain , American Vampire (Vampire for Hire, #3)
14 " I surveyed the others, who had all stopped in their tracks. "So what was the plan, boys? You were all going to get a fuck in? The very definition of sloppy seconds - hell, sloppy thirds and fourths and fifths. Than what? Slit my throat? Leave me for dead? Let some school janitor find me stuffed in a dumpster? You would deny my children their mother for one night of cheap thrills? "
― J.R. Rain , Moon Dance (Vampire for Hire, #1)
15 " So are we stalking your ex-husband?”“I’m a licensed private investigator,” I said. “I’m licensed to stalk.”“Really?”“In most cases.”“What about this case?”“In this case,” I said. “We’re stalking the hell out of him. "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Moon (Vampire for Hire, #2)
16 " My philosophy is this: Life is too short to work another minute at a job you don’t love. "
17 " Dedication This book is dedicated to mothers everywhere: Our amazing, selfless, unsung heroes. Love you, ma. "
― J.R. Rain , Rainy Nights 4
18 " What the fuck is a scone?It’s Irish, I think, for stale bread. "
― J.R. Rain , Elvis Has Not Left the Building
19 " I opened the bag of Oreos and commenced my training, bulking up with one Oreo after another. I washed them down with swigs from the bottle of scotch, as a real man should. When I was tired of the Oreos, after about the thirtieth, I took out a cigarette and tried like hell to give myself lung cancer. "
― J.R. Rain , Dark Horse (Jim Knighthorse, #1)
20 " If the listener is not ready for the truth, it will fall upon deaf ears. "
― J.R. Rain , Moon River (Vampire for Hire #8)
