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81 " Sherbet said you could help me.” “Sherbet is paid to say that—in greasy pink donuts, no less.” “He also said you could be sassy, and that you would mention the pink donuts.” “Maybe "
― J.R. Rain , Moon Shadow (Vampire for Hire #11)
82 " We discussed my retainer, and learned that the women had all pooled their money together to hire me. So I told her that I was having a special. The first two weeks were free. She seemed relieved and put her checkbook back. Now, I thought as she shuffled off, I just need to find the perv in two weeks. "
― J.R. Rain , Hail Mary (Jim Knighthorse series, #3)
83 " I decided not to tell the detective he had a good point. Men tend to think all of their points were good, and they sure as hell didn’t need me to boost their already inflated egos. "
― J.R. Rain , Moon Dance (Vampire for Hire, #1)
84 " I’m afraid of a lot of things, but men with big guns aren’t one of them. My kids’ math homework, well, that’s another story.” He "
― J.R. Rain , J.R. Rain's Big Book of Vampires: Over Twenty Novels!
85 " Are you ready, baby?” I asked her. “I’m ready, daddy.” “Follow my lead,” I said. “Like old times.” “Like old times,” she said. The "
― J.R. Rain , Elvis Has Not Left the Building
86 " The trail was actually wide enough to be called a small road. Not exactly roughing it out here. I was willing to bet a convenient doggie-poopie bag dispenser or two would be set up somewhere along the path, complete with convenient drinking fountains and bathrooms for the humans. Maybe even an espresso stand. I "
87 " there’s something special about watching a strong woman reduce a dirtbag to tears. Maybe "
― J.R. Rain , Vampire Dawn (Vampire for Hire #5)
88 " Watching such a big man, such a distinguished man, eat a little pink donut was, well, cute. I "
89 " She grinned easily. She was beautiful in a sort of asexual, sisterly sort of way. Sorry, guys. I mean she seemed to have all the goods, pretty face, long blond hair, and a petite frame. But she wasn’t sexy. Perhaps she was too petite. Perhaps she dressed too conservatively. Perhaps I shouldn’t give a damn since I was fifty years her senior. “Don’t "
90 " I pulled out of my gated apartment complex and immediately picked up a tail. No, not that kind of tail. "
91 " like a movie about witches sets up a ‘witchy-pedia’ website that tried to look "
― J.R. Rain , The Black Rose (Four Elements #2)
92 " I’m sure the one about the vampire mom—written, of all people, by a guy with a beard—should give me a good laugh. I "
― J.R. Rain , Christmas Moon (Vampire for Hire, #4.5)
93 " Thank you for meeting me,” I said. He said nothing, although he might have nodded. “I lost a twin brother, too,” I said. He inhaled deeply and made a small noise. I continued. “It was long ago. He died at birth, but he was my brother for nine months and sometimes I can still feel him touching me.” And then Bryan started to cry. "
94 " milling about could have been "
95 " We were now in my car, both eating ice creams. Mine was chocolate malt crunch and his was straight-up vanilla. We both chose waffle cones, which, really, is the only way to go when you’re eating ice cream. The "
96 " The darkness is necessary to appreciate the light, I said. Well said, Sam. Can darkness ever destroy light? There was a slight pause before the voice vibrated through my being again: Remember this always, Sam: A small match can illuminate the darkest room. "
― J.R. Rain , Moon Island (Vampire for Hire, #7)
97 " Being a bloodsucker had done wonders for my body, but I was still a little curvy, yet still had a small stomach. I liked my stomach. Washboards were overrated and not very fun. Russell had a washboard stomach. In fact, he might have just been the hardest human being I’d ever touched. Yes, hard looked good, but wasn’t very fun to snuggle next to. Russell "
― J.R. Rain , Moon River (Vampire for Hire #8)
98 " You’re wondering how I could possibly be so good looking. It’s not easy, let me tell you. The hair care products alone cost me a fortune.” I "
99 " Live in light, Samantha, but acknowledge the darkness. For without darkness, there cannot be light. "
100 " Hell, the Kindle app on my iPhone was filled with free ebooks and .99 cent ebooks that I had snagged in a buying frenzy a few days ago. Now, all I needed to do was to find the time to read them. I’m sure the one about the vampire mom—written, of all people, by a guy with a beard—should give me a good laugh. "