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21 " As time passed the political climate changed greatly. People started to completely forget about borderlines of sexuality, instead turning their attention to the differences between humans and unicorns. "
― Chuck Tingle , Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad
22 " giving myself enough room to center myself and then quickly transform into a handsome helicopter. "
― Chuck Tingle , Helicopter Man Pounds Dinosaur Billionaire Ass
23 " Suddenly, it all makes sense; the strange way that Domald moves, the green color of his skin, the long neck. Domald Tromp is the Loch Ness Monster. "
― Chuck Tingle , President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt
24 " Unlike the last encounter, this cup of chocolate milk has a certain twinkle in his eye, a relaxed and suave nature that simply wasn’t there the first time around. This universe is the same but different; a little more flirty, a little more exciting… a little more gay. "
― Chuck Tingle , Shared By The Chocolate Milk Cowboys
25 " I’m gay,” Bumbleborn says. “Uh… what?” I stammer, a little confused. “That’s cool.” “I just wanted to say that clearly in this story instead of claiming years later it was there in the subtext the whole time,” the woolly mammoth continues. “That’s awesome,” I reply with a smile, only half following this conversation that’s clearly steeped in metamagic. "
― Chuck Tingle , Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus: An Adult Romance Novel
26 " and sitting next to me are both Jesus and Santa Clause, each of them incredibly ripped and shirtless. Nice. "
― Chuck Tingle , Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups
27 " TERFs were kicked even deeper into the dumpster where they belong. "
― Chuck Tingle , Straight
28 " Submissive Believe it or not, some people want to have relationships made entirely out of getting yelled at and called mean names. While this type of situation is not for everyone, it is not entirely uncommon in a community known as BDSM (Bigfeet and Dinosaurs Screaming Meanly). "
― Chuck Tingle , Dr. Chuck Tingle's Complete Guide To Romance
29 " Oh my god.' I say, overwhelmed by the forest of dicks that surrounds me. 'I can’t believe how gay I really am... "
― Chuck Tingle , Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn
30 " I just wanted to reiterate conclusively and explicitly in the actual text that Bumbleborn and I are a gay couple," Grindlebad adds. "
― Chuck Tingle
31 " I remember screaming.” I say, a single tear rolling down my cheek. “And then I remember Waldo opening his jaws and eating my friend, just swallowing him whole in one massive T-Rex bite. "
32 " Just how rich are you?” I finally ask. “Pretty rich,” Snabe informs me. “I didn’t really earn it, though. I was written into incredible wealth by Chuck Tingle, the author. You can’t really just be a bad boy in books like this, you’ve gotta be a billionaire bad boy. It’s kinda toxic, actually.” I "
33 " I can feel his mountains and valleys, his rivers and forests, deserts and incredibly toned abs. "
― Chuck Tingle , The State Of California Stalks My Gay Butthole
34 " For some reason, I find myself looking away, slightly taken aback by the restaurants confident demeanor. "
― Chuck Tingle , Turned Gay By The Living Alpha Diner
35 " looking up at the gang in a belligerent state of cock drunk lust. "
36 " I’m sorry,” he suddenly blurts, noticing my appalled expression. “I’m just written this way.” “What?” I question, confused. “It’s a trope in romance,” the dinosaur continues to explain. “The more of an asshole I am in this part of the book, the better the payoff is when you change me later on. "
37 " With the time that I haven’t been working in the fields, I’ve been thinking a lot,” my father explains. “Thinking about you, about the office farm.” “I’m going to be alright,” I tell him, “and the farm is going to be alright, too. There will be plenty off food for everyone back at work. "
― Chuck Tingle , Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass (A Novel)
38 " The pound lost so much value that we had to make up for it by becoming pounds ourselves,” Perber explains. “That doesn’t really make any sense,” I tell him. “None of this makes any sense,” the coin counters, “but it’s all we’ve got left. You’re all we’ve got left.” "
― Chuck Tingle , Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union
39 " To be honest, however, I’m about ready to switch over to my favorite treat, Christmas blend coffee from Starbutts. "
40 " Two at a time?” I laugh. “Why not? Let’s make it a double shot, boys! "