" With the time that I haven’t been working in the fields, I’ve been thinking a lot,” my father explains. “Thinking about you, about the office farm.”               “I’m going to be alright,” I tell him, “and the farm is going to be alright, too. There will be plenty off food for everyone back at work. "

― Chuck Tingle , Buttageddon: The Final Days Of Pounding Ass (A Novel)