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61 " Winnie Prophecy Mystelle Passionfruit Turquoise Dave Smith, take this man to be your husband . . . ?” recited the vicar. "
― David Walliams , Demon Dentist
62 " PUSH! "
63 " As Twilight Towers was set on the edge of the moors, streetlamps were few and far between. "
― David Walliams , Grandpa's Great Escape
64 " The Queen’s bum remained purple. She showed it to everyone in the country when she gave her yearly speech to the nation on Christmas Day, calling it her ‘anus horribilis’. "
― David Walliams , Billionaire Boy
65 " In his dreams, he would be a hero. In his life, he felt like a zero. "
66 " It was as if the coffin was a toboggan. A coffin toboggan. A coffboggan. "
67 " Flip had written many volumes of poetry: "
― David Walliams , Bad Dad
68 " Boom! "
69 " As long as you love me, I can never die. "
70 " Mummified "
― David Walliams , Awful Auntie
71 " Rules don’t apply here,” laughed Lisa. “Dennis, you can be whoever you want to be!” 9 "
― David Walliams , The Boy in the Dress
72 " a little while at least. "
73 " But being a child, he’d never been asked for his opinion. "
74 " Are you sure you want this, Dennis?” asked Raj. “Vogue is mainly read by ladies, and your drama teacher Mr Howerd. "
75 " Elsie. "
― David Walliams , The Ice Monster
76 " The Queen peered down at Jack and mused, “Aren’t you a little young to be in my Royal Air Force? "
77 " no. The Professor Osbert Bertram Cuthbert Farnaby Beverly Smith mammoth "
78 " very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very… "
79 " outwitting "
80 " Naughty bottom!” called out Dotty, slapping her own rear end. Just as "