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141 " He seemed lonely too, not just alone, but lonely in his soul. That made Chloe sad. She knew full well what it was like to feel lonely. Chloe didn't like school very much. Mother had insisted on sending her to a posh all-girls secondary school, and she hadn't made any friends there. Chloe didn't like being at home much either. Wherever she was she had the feeling that she didn't quite fit in. "
― David Walliams , Mr Stink
142 " That life is precious. Every moment is precious. We should be kind to each other. While there is still time. "
― David Walliams , The Midnight Gang
143 " They may have only had one pence to spend, but their hearts beamed with gold. "
― David Walliams , Bad Dad
144 " Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.) "
― David Walliams , Gangsta Granny
145 " The Frog Prince The princess kisses the frog and contracts a waterborne disease that makes her bottom explode. "
― David Walliams , Awful Auntie
146 " BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB!” The chants grew louder and louder. “BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB!” They started clapping in time now. “BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! BLOB! "
― David Walliams , Billionaire Boy
147 " josh. "
148 " Plank to base. I require urgent backup. Repeat. Urgent backup. Am knackered. Repeat. Knackered. And can you pick me up a bag of ready salted crisps on the way? Repeat. Ready salted crisps. Urgent. Over. "
― David Walliams , Demon Dentist
149 " year "
150 " And, "
― David Walliams , Slime
151 " hugged "
― David Walliams , Code Name Bananas
152 " BREAKFAST "
153 " life is precious. Every moment is precious "
154 " scared out of her wits. "
155 " Another time Stella heard the two of them splashing around in the bath together. It wasn’t natural, it wasn’t right, and it definitely couldn’t be hygienic. Especially not for the owl. "
156 " hippopotamus "
157 " Alberta thought for a moment, and took a live mouse out of her pocket by its tail before dropping it into Wagner’s mouth. The bird wolfed the unfortunate creature whole. "
158 " Speeding around his own private racetrack in his own Formula One racing car. Some "
159 " The Midnight Gang "
160 " Brain of Britain!” “If "