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1 " In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea.Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit.Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll. "
― David Walliams , Mr Stink
2 " I had a very happy childhood, but I wasn't that happy a child. I liked being alone and creating characters and voices. I think that's when your creativity is developed, when you're young. I liked the world of the imagination because it was an easy place to go to. "
― David Walliams
3 " Adults always ask kids how they are doing at school. The one subject kids absolutely hate talking about. You don't even want to talk about school when you are at school. "
― David Walliams , Gangsta Granny
4 " Nathaniel Septimus Ernest Bertram Lysander Tybalt Zacharias Edmund Alexander Humphrey Percy Quentin Tristan Augustus Bartholomew Tarquin Imogen Sebastian Theodore Clarence Smythe. "
― David Walliams , Billionaire Boy
5 " made "
― David Walliams , Code Name Bananas
6 " Sikh. "
― David Walliams , The Boy in the Dress
7 " With a Spoon?! "
― David Walliams , Grandpa's Great Escape
8 " Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill. "
― David Walliams , RatBurger
9 " Smelly cheese, blue cheese, runny cheese, MOULDY CHEESE, cheesy cheese. "
10 " poo, "
11 " Do NOT complain about the tea. We know it tastes like someone’s bathwater that has been PEED in. That’s because it is. "
12 " Just to check she’s not going out.” “Going "
13 " tedious "
― David Walliams , The World of David Walliams: 6 Book Collection: Demon Dentist / Gangsta Granny / Ratburger / Mr Stink / Billionaire Boy / The Boy in the Dress
14 " emporium, "
15 " fact, if there was a fire in their house, and Mum could only save either a sparkly gold tap-shoe once worn by Flavio Flavioli (the shiny, tanned dancer and heartbreaker from Italy who appeared on every series of the hit TV show) or her only child, Ben thought she would probably go for the shoe. "
16 " the last few miles of the Atlantic Ocean back to England with all of the jewellery hidden in her knickers. Granny "
17 " smiled in a week. “It’s nice to see you smile, Dennis. Lisa told me what happened at school. I am very sorry.” “Thanks, Raj.” “I must say you had me fooled though! Very good you looked, Denise! Ha ha! But I mean, being expelled for putting on a dress. It’s absurd! You haven’t done anything wrong, Dennis. You mustn’t "
18 " Now I am covered in knickers!” she complained loudly. “I can never show my face in polite society again! "
19 " school. "
20 " *Made-up word ALERT "
