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1 " ...because you are not trying simply to complete a set of books or toys or Weetabix cards, you are trying to complete yourself, to get back to the whole person you were before, as a child, before the obstructions and compromises of adulthood got in the way. And yet, all you are really doing is accumulating a pile of crap, souvenirs of the futility of the quest. "
― Neil Perryman , Adventures With the Wife in Space: Living With Doctor Who
2 " Jaws 4 is so bad it makes Jaws 3 look like Jaws 2. "
3 " Jeremy, Howard and Darren Kramble: What does the first Doctor smell like? Sue: Woodbines and despair. "
― Neil Perryman , The Miserable Git: The Wife in Space, Volume 1
4 " A parping trombone should accompany everything Vila says and does. "
― Neil Perryman , Adventures with the Wife and Blake: Volume 1 - The Blake Years
5 " If you want to guess what’s going to happen in Blake’s 7, just think of the bleakest thing imaginable. It’s as simple as that. "
